i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers
would you rather attend the wedding of your otp or get a copy of their sex tape?
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is the sex tape in HD?
Can I be the priest?
there are two kinds of people
is the priest in the wedding or the sex tape?
Ohmygod Zipper’s clear hatred of his life make me crack up every time i talk to him.
“abortion is a permanent decision”
so is…having baby…..
i can’t wait to wake up on april 20th and be like,
"good morning jaime and cersei are gonna bang tonight happy easter y’alls"
good morning jaime and cersei are gonna bang tonight happy easter y’alls
when i get older i want to buy a mustang so i can name it roy and literally no one can stop me