(Source: kimpissible)

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

my-winter-soldier:

the-final-companion:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

the-mushroom-hobbit:

cumberbauched:

sezzi-roo:

mcrspookedmywife:

twerkyburgers:

would you rather attend the wedding of your otp or get a copy of their sex tape?

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Tumblr: The place where all the important, thought provoking questions are asked.

is the sex tape in HD?

Can I be the priest?

there are two kinds of people

is the priest in the wedding or the sex tape?

Three kinds

(Source: codypendency)

belltreesandcrossbreeds:

Ohmygod Zipper’s clear hatred of his life make me crack up every time i talk to him.

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tags: zipper t + fanart + animal crossing new leaf +

pumpkinpegasus:

“abortion is a permanent decision”

so is…having baby…..

(Source: eleanorroosevelts)

Kingdom Hearts friendships (5/?) - Ventus & Aqua 

inspired by [x]

(Source: greasysaed)

tags: orphan black +

queencersei:

queencersei:

i can’t wait to wake up on april 20th and be like,

"good morning jaime and cersei are gonna bang tonight happy easter y’alls"

good morning jaime and cersei are gonna bang tonight happy easter y’alls

thatsfiveyenforyato:

when i get older i want to buy a mustang so i can name it roy and literally no one can stop me 

asian:

my grades are going down im yelling timber