The amount of early hints GRRM loves to give us, that we love to ignore are ridiculous. And he gives them so early on too.
He foreshadowed Ned’s death within the first fifty pages of the AGOT.
He foreshadowed the Red Wedding in ACOK.
Spoilers for AFFC under the cut, as well as valonqar theories (theory? I really only have the one) under the cut.
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
WATCH THE SKIES, TRAVELLER
Polite elephant crosses multiple farms on her voyage without damaging a single fence
when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground
if only?? notre dame was real?????