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dajo42:

dajo42:

"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"

well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys

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darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

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kawaiilluminatii:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
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#gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun
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#dmmd

autoeuphoric:

DMMD routes, in their essence: 

Noiz’s Route: free yourself; you are your own cage

Koujaku’s Route: forgive yourself; you are your own monster

Mink’s Route: be strong for yourself; endure before all things  

Clear’s Route: choose for yourself, or others will choose for you

Ren’s Route: love yourself; accept the parts you fear 

Mizuki’s Route: fix yourself; no one can do it for you

Virus’ and Trip’s Route: don’t fuck up or someone will put a snake in your butt

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maliciousmelons:

her face is like “bet you fuckers never heard that one before”
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#wifi justice
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beyondthegrandline:

"can you tell everyone that dinner is ready?"

"ok"

image

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